Rajnikanth Quotes

well......these are quite old ones now but its few things are never old they are Rajinikanth's :p
The contents in this message is true and based on public interest.....!!!!!!
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Once Rajnikanth get shot .
Next day was the bullet`s funeral.
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
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When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
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When God watched Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`.
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.
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Intel`s new ad was:- Rajnikanth Inside. :)

THE GREAT RAJNIKANTH....................